I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
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No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
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And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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