Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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