I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
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Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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