all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
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I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
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I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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