A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
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why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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