I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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