"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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