I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
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I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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