Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
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Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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