Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
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There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
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pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I had to cum in my sink.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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