i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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