I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
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I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
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she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
He did a backflip because drugs
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