She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
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