My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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