I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
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It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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