Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
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Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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