dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
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