Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
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She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
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Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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