just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
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I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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