When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize