ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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