I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
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bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
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Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I would fuck him just for his dog
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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