Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
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Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
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In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
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