have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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