But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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