Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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