he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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