I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
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We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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