That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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