I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
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if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
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my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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