You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
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It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
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Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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