I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
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On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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