Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
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He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
we're so committed to being not committed
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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