it's not cheating when I paid for it
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
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His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
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I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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