She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
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I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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