I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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