Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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