Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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