we're blogging at a bar
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
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and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
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im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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