Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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