He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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