I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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