she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
When are your genitals available?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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