do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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