New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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