please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
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you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
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AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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