he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
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i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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