at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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