Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
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adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
its liver damage thursday
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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