remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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