i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
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Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
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I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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