Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i just google imaged poop.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
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Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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