My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
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I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
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I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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