i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
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I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
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I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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