scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
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Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
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I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Randomize