Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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