I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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